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Nope. You Can Have Him Back. T-Shirt
 

Nope. You Can Have Him Back. T-Shirt

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Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
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🐾 The Shirt That Just Gets You Made from 100% ring-spun cotton because comfort is non-negotiable, no matter what the day throws at you. This tee has that soft, "I've had this forever" feel right out of the package — no 47 washes required. Heavier, quality material that runs true to size, because nothing ruins a good outfit like a shirt that gives up after one wash. Made, printed, and shipped in the USA — with love (and probably a cat supervising nearby). 🐈‍⬛

Premium Everyday Comfort

🐾 100% Ring Spun Cotton — Softer than your cat's favorite spot on the couch, and built to last wash after wash. Pre-shrunk, so it stays purr-fectly fitted every time.

🐾 Breathable Fabric — Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric that keeps you cool and comfy from your morning coffee to your evening cuddle sesh.

🐾 True-to-Size Unisex Fit — A relaxed, easy-going fit for every body — just like your cat, it knows how to make itself comfortable anywhere.

Built to Last

🐾 Taped Neck & Shoulders — Reinforced taping at the neck and shoulders, plus double-needle stitched sleeves and hem, so this tee can outlast even your cat's most dramatic zoomies sessions.

🐾 Seamless Double-Needle Collar — A 3/4" seamless collar that keeps its shape wash after wash, with a quarter-turned body construction to eliminate that annoying center crease.

🐾 Tear-Away Label — Easy to remove for scratch-free, tagless comfort (your skin will thank you — and so will your cat, if it ever decides to steal your shirt for a nap).

Free & Easy Returns

🐾 30-Day Money Back Guarantee — Love it or leave it (but we're betting you'll love it). If your tee doesn't win you over within 30 days, we'll make it right — no cat-astrophes here.

🐾 Printed in the USA — All USA orders are printed and shipped right here at home, from our paws to yours.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.