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Nope. You Can Have Him Back. T-Shirt
 

Nope. You Can Have Him Back. T-Shirt

Color: Black
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Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
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Description

🐾 The Shirt That Just Gets You Made from 100% ring-spun cotton because comfort is non-negotiable, no matter what the day throws at you. This tee has that soft, "I've had this forever" feel right out of the package — no 47 washes required. Heavier, quality material that runs true to size, because nothing ruins a good outfit like a shirt that gives up after one wash. Made, printed, and shipped in the USA — with love (and probably a cat supervising nearby). 🐈

Built to Last

🐾 Taped Neck & Shoulders — Reinforced taping at the neck and shoulders, plus double-needle stitched sleeves and hem, so this tee can outlast even your cat's most dramatic zoomies sessions.

🐾 Seamless Double-Needle Collar — A 3/4" seamless collar that keeps its shape wash after wash, with a quarter-turned body construction to eliminate that annoying center crease.

🐾 Tear-Away Label — Easy to remove for scratch-free, tagless comfort (your skin will thank you — and so will your cat, if it ever decides to steal your shirt for a nap).

Free & Easy Returns

🐾 30-Day Money Back Guarantee — Love it or leave it (but we're betting you'll love it). If your tee doesn't win you over within 30 days, we'll make it right — no cat-astrophes here.

🐾 Printed in the USA — All USA orders are printed and shipped right here at home, from our paws to yours.

Feline Favorites

Soft, Comfy, Effortlessly You


Coffee spills. Cat hair. Surprise zoomies. Your favorite tee should keep up with all of it.

FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're based in the USA, from whisker to tail!

We've got a whole litter of printers scattered across the country (think of them as our colony of cat-loving humans), so no matter where you're curled up, your shirt lands on your doorstep fast — because good things come to those who don't wait.

So go ahead, treat yourself. Your new favorite tee is basically already on its way. 😻

Do you ship internationally?

Not yet, but we're working on spreading our nine lives across the globe! 🌍

For now, we're keeping things close to home (like a cat that refuses to leave its favorite sunny spot). But follow us on socials and join our email list so you're the first to pounce when we go global — we promise not to make you wait furr-ever.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! The second your order ships, we'll send you a tracking email with your very own special number — so you can stalk your package's journey like a cat watching a bird outside the window. 🐱📦

Every step, right up to your doorstep!

What materials are your products made of?

Only the good stuff! Our tees are soft enough to nap in, durable enough to survive a full on zoomies session, and gentle enough for even the most sensitive skin. Basically, your cat would approve of it as a blanket so it's good enough for you. 😸

Exact materials can vary a bit from shirt to shirt, so be sure to check the product page for the nitty-gritty details on your favorite piece.